Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — 12 months

To Future Me

Dear FutureMe, This is the 2006 me sending you an email, straight through the time bag (that's a bag that can travel through time) hoping you will read this. Have youg graduated yet? Still doing CG work? Got a car? If so, I'd like to know if it's $4 a gallon to fill those things already. Tell me if we are already past Hubbert's peak of world oil production and if nasty stuff has happene...

Time Travelled — 12 months

how are you

hey future me, i hope you are more than what i am today. you sent this exactly a year ago. what are you doing now? you've graduated from high school. do you feel more independent? wiser? cooler? hah, you were never cool. i wonder if you managed to weasel your way into harvard. is the winning streak still in tact, or did you and roydan mess it up? i have no idea what to write... a l...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Future musings

Dear FutureMe, Are you rich yet? Can I just sit back and relax, knowing that my future is secure? Do the millions you earn every single day bring you comfort? I'm counting on you, don't screw it up. It's me we're talking about. -Paul PS: 1) Milk 2) Frozen shnitzel 3) 2 Bottles of coke 4) 6 pack of pot noodles

Time Travelled — 12 months

Life

Dear FutureMe, Right now, you're always tierd. Work is good. Your just hoping not to screw up and get hurt, which would most likely mean getting fierd. Today will be the first time you'll meet your sister, Melissa. How's it going now? Rosalie may have cerebral palsy, but after your huge tumor in January, you're trying to stay optimistic. You just got your student loan paid off, and ...

Time Travelled — 12 months

My life

Dear FutureMe, Am I still here at the same job at U of L oh God please no, let me at lease be making a living wage or something I hope I went back to school and left Louisville this most terrible place I ever lived, depression is spelled Louisville Kentucky.

Time Travelled — 12 months

dearest

one week in june, summer of 2006 from monday 19th 5:45am to monday 26th 5:45am you were so very in love (you never had been before) with an american boy named chris tinsley it felt different and more lovely than any of the others. you pretended to get married in the airport as the rain poured down before the sun came up and wore little black strings around your fingers and he promised...

Time Travelled — 12 months

fat

today i am over 220 pounds. lose some damn weight. if i found out that i haven't lost any weight in a fucking year, i am going to come back and retroactively kick my ass. this is not healthy. i am smarter than this. and prettier than this. good luck. you fat disgusting slob.

Time Travelled — 12 months

balancing act

Dear FutureMe, I hope it's been a fantastic year. Things have been rough around here lately. Our dog died three days ago and today I quit my job. It was a tough decision but I think in the long run it will be better. I hope you have been able to enjoy time with your kids. I hope your husband isn't so stressed out. I hope you have managed to make enough money. I hope you are more in love with ...

Time Travelled — about 1 year

dude!

Dear FutureMe, dude, this is you last year. it's nearing the release for the seventh Harry Potter book, right? and you're going to do something for it, right? remind Chris about that party. pick the absolute best venue for a release party and let no one talk you out of it. but probably stay away from the Barnes & Noble downtown, for obvious reasons. shame, 'cause going downtown would've b...

Time Travelled — almost 2 years

Is Christianity dead yet?

Dear FutureMe, You've went to christian school, read & memorized half the bible, and never cheated on Mai (she on the other hand goes fucking 5 other guys behind your back while your down in maryland). She has some nerve to say her belief is CHRISTIANI-FUCKING-TY. Christianity IS the most ridiculous of all religions. It claims one thing only to have literaturians dust up shit that claim...