Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Bmermse okwn ppeh"dena ot i'st awth an(d eutrufme gun)ncoti! of plropau q,euto i the tawn that nda, yutomncim 8".
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Dna sget ay,ok o,uy elvo i ot-n- illts ro ti ti i'ts ebveeil rebtet. Very wrteo i oyu nhew tihs, reebmrme layreb ustj btu uveylga ,revy. Uoy rtepty reew teadsw uesr.
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Ryou 1602 ittddeam nda fanli yuo dah ahd no a 2610 oyu nnridgki erve in bdecerem inrdk ,27 moerblp. Teirbghr er,cftep ruoy hmcu hyet cesdno of rew'etn so sttenwei eebacm hafl tub eht. Tdernu nda athn erev uroy ni e,yrdeyats ouy yuo tithry enbe paerphi aer uvoey' eifl. Ocmalfoebrt ilaynfl so utb het heav efli oocbalfmert dgoin htta ton ,snki dna eryuo' ouy nriba ofr ilef bmun now in oruy euoy'r uory trsfi fpterc,e yrou dn'to teewvarh ot ni ecfa etmi in'st ot it bspmrelo tkesa uryo.
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Gigno erbett teg to onos 'tis. Lhdo ihttg. Tndo' i uoy utb cnogmi rae nokw sboiels,p its' syad btrtee tknih.
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Levo,.
Ileelcmh.
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P. S. Enitsv in oomz. Tis' ypkes, lit'l klei eb tub noos amnproitt.
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