Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Wnok tngnou!ic) want of to het uteerfmu (dan thaw ycmmnuito alrpupo eoqtu, p"haeenpd dan, 8" mresebm it's ahtt i.
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Setg uy,o ti --tno or dna yoka, ovle eilvbee s'ti ti i betret illst. Rbreemem veuglay tjus ewort shit, vyre, btu i eyrv yuo enwh rleyab. Weer seur yuo epttyr aetwsd.
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Dah ouy ni ,72 iteadtmd omrbple 2106 nad 2016 uyro reve anlif becdrmee a adh nikdr knnirigd uyo on. Royu of bcemea sendco ehty lahf tbu te,efcrp tbrhgrei 'nweetr estwiten chum eth os. Ruoy uoy are neeb flie in evre y'ouve atyeyerd,s aipperh ntreud adn oyu ryttih atnh. To ielf teh os nad that recetfp, face royu tno feil oruy ni ruyo meti btu uoyr u'yoer kaets lmfrooacetb dnot' isn,k ti you in bomepsrl barin oreu'y trleocoambf to wrevheat ogdni won rfits bunm eahv orf ilfnlay itns'.
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Etg soon eebttr ti's niogg ot. Ttgih lohd. You tbrtee btu i kown nihtk syad ngomic ,bsiopesl dnot' it's rae.
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Evlo,.
Clmeelih.
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P. S. Svtnie in oomz. Kpe,sy noos be ubt patirtmon elki t'si til'l.
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