Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
D(na atth qoute, gc)oinutn! wkno mrueufet opraupl t'si to of eth i seebmmr dn,a 8" ntomcmuiy eapdhe"np wtan awth.
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Ist' --otn tebert lltsi or etsg it libeeev ti i elov and ayok, yuo,. Weotr y,vre usjt reabyl ,thsi but i nhwe oyu yver bmrmeere glayuve. Yuo seru teyptr wree dtaesw.
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A 2610 mrelbpo ni uroy nad fianl adh eevr edmerbec 6102 27, mtatedid dah uoy uyo drnik no idnknrig. Cuhm cbeaem fhla of sncode pfeter,c so gtrehbir tehy ubt etwniset the yoru nwe'tre. Uyo been ni rs,eydyeta trthyi ever 'evuyo era ahnt uoy file adn your edtnru rppeahi. N,sik time ouy nto iynlalf aflbooercmt ot smbolrpe bnum binar wno 'uryeo eht life in fro ti iodng atht royu tdon' fooaebtcmrl ot os ct,fpree uryo sirft flei utb keats acef ti'ns uyer'o ruoy dna wreevtha vahe ni oruy.
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Rtetbe tge ggnoi soon ot ts'i. Gihtt oldh. I sayd uyo era iktnh tbu bope,ilss tdno' nimgco etrbet s'it wkon.
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Velo,.
Mlhielce.
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P. S. Ntesiv mozo ni. ,yspke 'sit il'lt nmpirotta utb eb onso like.
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