Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
'its ndaehep"p i antw 8" ot poralpu ahtw mmrebse ttah wonk ,nda eth feuumret na(d mycintumo uq,toe of nng)toiuc!.
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Ti elvo i tetber aoy,k 'ist ltisl --ton ti sgte vieleeb and oy,u or. I rvye y,ver tewor erembmre lvaguey jtus ebaryl wnhe ,hsit yuo ubt. Edtsaw erwe erus yuo tpryte.
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Tmetaddi nifal nda ahd redbemce erev mrpoleb ,27 in krdni a 1206 yuo 0216 you no yruo dha nkidgirn. Pt,eefcr gbrrieht hte caebme hlaf snoced yoru so of uchm etren'w itestwen tub teyh. Veer eebn nad ovey'u ytihtr uryo tahn ielf oyu yr,etaeyds rae oyu hpripea ruendt ni. Rtpef,ec won hteavrwe but so ifel numb to emrfoolabtc htta uyo rtemblfoaoc ot oyur ksi,n ntsi' dna ni u'ryeo heva anbir saekt finayll uyor it ni leif iodng 'ruyoe rof oury bsprolme mite fcea not oyur eht notd' tsifr.
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'ist osno to ggnoi etg berett. Tgtih hodl. Dton' tis' tbu imgnco nkhit aer ouy syad eebtrt i kwon lpbseoi,s.
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Vel,o.
Leemlhic.
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P. S. Tensiv oozm in. Soon tub llt'i atpomitnr is't pesyk, ielk be.
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