A letter from September 24th, 2015

Peaceful right?

Dear FutureMe, I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties. Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't. Happy birthday. Love, Me

Epilogue

2 days later

Dear PastMe,

You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...

I adn( et,uoq sit' taht mreufute dna, onkw )nu!ngoitc imoutncym ot fo emmresb eht awht nwta "8 hppende"a polrupa.
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Adn olev or ,uoy it i oyk,a eretbt st'i ti setg iveebel llits --not. Ujts ,ihts terow ouy tub ylaugve ewnh rrmmeeeb ryblea rvey i v,ery. Uoy ures adtswe rpeytt erew.
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Uoy a on remdceeb dha evre kirdn uyro ialfn uoy diattmed 1602 in 7,2 dna 1602 rmpelbo dikringn dha. Fetpec,r but os socden the chum rtgibehr yrou mbeace yhte alhf esitnewt of eer'nwt. Yrihtt you ever than oyu leif yveou' syye,tedra teudnr uyor in aherpip rae nad neeb. Ryu'eo aekts ehvetawr so aftlecboomr reoofbamtcl yoru uoyr cfae s,kni bolesrpm or'uey not ubnm eht uroy flei dan dot'n ti flei noidg si'tn aveh anibr oyu rtcpeef, fitrs wno uoyr btu item ni rfo atth ot linylaf ot ni.
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T'is to sono etg btrete ngigo. Httgi hodl. Gnmioc i ysad tretbe owkn odt'n aer sp,blseio si't oyu but nitkh.
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Lvo,e.
Elmlehic.
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P. S. Nesvit zmoo in. Noos leik it'll 'sti tub kp,yse taromtnip be.