A letter from September 24th, 2015

Peaceful right?

Dear FutureMe, I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties. Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't. Happy birthday. Love, Me

Epilogue

2 days later

Dear PastMe,

You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...

"8 mbrmese antw htat tawh a,dn ountmcymi 'sti ha"pdepen of nc)tnguo!i i ot ue,otq eth na(d oknw uueetfrm arolpup.
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Lslit aky,o --ton lveo it i dan veleibe o,uy ro bteert gtse st'i ti. Tsju vyre enhw i wroet ubt vey,r si,ht ueayvgl uoy elryab merermbe. Yuo eusr rewe pettyr wtsdae.
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Adh uyo gindnikr no ditemadt erdmbeec oyru uoy 72, eevr rkdin 6102 a mrbpelo had 0126 in and nalif. Of socdne ahlf ,tcpfere tub so wetn're ehty hte emcbae yruo trhebgir much eisttnew. You ouy nhat nad yv'eou hritty neeb seeryydat, apirhpe dnrteu ifel ni rea vree ryuo. Afce tins' ketsa to yrou atocrmoeflb tmei olmrpebs in r'euyo ielf vhea so ti atht rof rniab ot yuro gdino nyilfal o'ntd ni ocomfelabrt 'oyreu the ruyo bnum tub lfie ,isnk ont sfitr uoy yuro dna wno tec,pfer aeevrwth.
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Ignog sono 'its to gte ttrbee. Lhod gitth. Ntikh i tsi' wokn mongci tn'od rea lspob,ise sday tbu tbetre oyu.
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E,vol.
Eemiclhl.
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P. S. In zoom envtis. Eb but rtopntami 'lilt sono py,kse elki tsi'.