A letter from April 1st, 2021

Peaceful right?

Dear Mila, This is you from the past! Obviously🍄 (LOOK! MUSHROOM). Anyway! This is me procrastinating because I feel like homework sucks the life out of you. Today I have quite a few things to do actually and I feel motivated, but not enough to get started now. We'll see what happens... I feel like Cristian is annoyed with me today, and for some reason it kind of hurts because he had an attitude for no reason. LIKE I LITERALLY DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING. Anyway... just so you know, I stopped caring- OMG HE JUST RESPONDED TO MY MESSAGE. Okay but I'm still annoyed because he was mean. ANYWAY! Yeah, so I don't care. Men are wack I literally just can't anymore. Are you still with him? I know I'm saying all of this, but he's still an amazing person. If you're not, then this is awkwaaaarrrrd... Okay, I should probably start my homework now................................. unless.... nah I'm playing... I think... I'm so tired T_T Have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day ;) hhhhhh....whatamidoing???? OKAY BYE! :'( - George Franklin APRIL FOOLS! It's actually ME! YOU! :D OKIE! BYE!

Epilogue

7 months later

Dear Mila,

THAT MUSHROOM IS SO CUTE, ISN’T IT! 🥹 LOOK AT THIS ONE: 🦦 OTTER!

You’re right. Homework...

Osed us lief hte tuo of kcsu. On seiplpey aueescb ghrit a em(? utb ,now oseudpsp odn’t elef ,own gkorwni ?s!u) tgtnaich tboau ’mi oyu ritgh sthi i wiht btu eb peetninrtaos netdisa m’i phypa ngoid to. . Elhps githacnt illtte me a otu tub tib. Lsse oelna maske efle em.
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Npesro a garte lslti atsirinc si mi’ esur. Ays i baesecu ’were eotrehtg rmeaony e“ur”s ont. Btu yako sit’. Nto lla i’ts dakraww ta. S,ywa dan ew yaphp uor are hlstisapieron in htob ruo newt ratpeeas onw own. Sith rome dufeiflll jt mi’ dan ow!n ni twhi lpsnietoriah ’im. Ohtghru er’ew getingt ,cryok tub ebne its’ ttgeeorh it. Nda tj )ttah ragicn, ot su itsll i nshow atptnie ttn,ursgi usgeglrt eb whit mero tgoh(hu ash. Yerttp eben btu rgivneeyth ahs kaoy. Form to i or ro ot’nd ngoan wkro oudslh pkee sartt my onwk stmo but uyo ?u!s (?em ylilke pergnnodis n,wo to me srdades elsetrt how you ’mi i ha)h!h us ayoprblb ldo.
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An…ohwy.
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Mail 3< etsb ,ihwess.