Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Wokn aendh"ppe da,n a(dn ot "8 eretuufm tcimnymou het tath i s'ti fo rualopp go)nicunt! wnta twah ou,tqe mesmber.
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Eettrb st'i nad vebiele or -nto- ,okay ou,y it it egts tills loev i. Nhew yerv, tusj tub yrve yuo rtewo ti,hs gyeluav ybalre embmrere i. Yuo suer reew ewsatd teyrpt.
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Hda a adn ,27 etdidatm lbmrpeo 0126 rceeebmd indkr hda you no uyo fnail rouy ni kgdinnri 6201 eevr. Hrgeibrt dosnec os the chmu iwstntee t'werne fhal f,terecp hyet fo ecemab btu oyru. Edytyae,rs vere thtriy hnta oury and ni nbee ear urdent v'yeou you parphei yuo lefi. Ot yerou' dan fro nto eimt od'tn pe,trfec yuo ot aibnr arehwvet so bunm obreomlfcat oidng emslpbro ueyr'o ielf the avhe feac royu oobacflmter oyur ttha sifrt tub uory 'snit in ni eilf tkeas ti lyiafln oruy onw ns,ik.
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Gnigo s'ti osno to get etetbr. Htgit hlod. Ayds i ownk tis' ntod' omngci hinkt ear pseb,oisl ertbte btu oyu.
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El,vo.
Leilemch.
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P. S. Ietvns in omoz. Til'l ikel yspke, i'ts but amtprinto oosn be.
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