Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Nwat i qet,ou dehane"pp parloup eht yocimntum ahtt d(an ahwt urmeuetf ebmemrs 8" to ist' ugn)c!otin konw dan, of.
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Ok,ay sit' leov i eveelib dan tlils it or brttee it estg n-o-t oyu,. Bmeermer ts,ih enhw ewrot ,vrey i leaguvy yver but tusj rlebay oyu. Rwee stwaed ouy tpreyt uesr.
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Uryo ni 7,2 2601 on lianf ahd uoy hda tmaeddti knidignr and blmorpe eevr rikdn oyu 1620 a erdembce. Of fhla einstetw eaembc os cumh tbu yteh deoncs tbrghrie uoyr wnee'rt the rfcee,tp. Eebn nhta detrnu tihrty yasdeyrt,e you oyu yruo nda eyuo'v pieparh feli in rae eevr. Ont ni oyur imet sktae oyreu' tfpre,ce laremtoofbc hwrtaeve os ot won rof ti ofcmrotealb umnb file fnlylia blpromse gdnoi anbri htat oyur eryuo' ifrst life uyro ouy ksn,i ot vhea nt'is uyro but in hte and face 'ndot.
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Erttbe gongi teg tis' snoo to. Gtith dolh. Asyd tub sbloepi,s 'tis inhkt btrete d'not you gnicom wonk rea i.
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Ev,ol.
Lclhemei.
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P. S. In mooz seitvn. Be onso niattmrop tll'i eikl pyek,s ubt ti's.
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