Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
The awht tiynmmuco wkno eeutfmru ot "8 dna, adn( uteo,q dpae"npeh nnu)oi!tgc mebrsem t'si ttha prlpuoa tnwa i fo.
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It --tno i ro st'i leibeev you, rteebt nad it ,kayo gste eovl tlsli. Ubt evgyual htis, sjtu bmrmeere ylaerb i otwre when oyu yrv,e ervy. Ewsdat ytptre eurs oyu erew.
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Tdidteam kndri a ni plmboer you ebdceemr 6210 yuo 7,2 0162 yruo lnafi ahd dha dna no veer rdkniign. Tnwesite hte ten'ewr egrhitbr humc nescdo hlaf oury hyet tbu of teref,pc eeacbm os. Ever uyo rouy lfei 'veyuo aiprphe yysertead, thna terund ni uyo dna eneb era tthiry. Tbu ofcbaeltrom ahertwve in ttha yruo it saekt labocfrmeot so uory nirab own nto onidg ryou bunm reyou' vahe teh to ilfynal cefa to berplosm rfist fiel adn file ,inks yu'eor royu uoy in tpr,efce imet ofr 'dont 'ntsi.
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Osno etg erttbe i'st ot ongig. Tthgi dohl. St'i ginocm no'dt wnko ubt hktin isp,oelbs era oyu ysad eebtrt i.
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Loe,v.
Imehclle.
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P. S. Evtnsi ozom ni. Eilk onos 'till si't sype,k utb pmtnitrao be.
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