Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Hwta eht wnat ahtt si't emsbrme merutuef ot fo utqoe, an,d nmoyumict 8" dppeh"ean proaplu otcg)nuni! i kown a(dn.
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'sit adn ro terbte ti lbeviee tges o,yu levo ti llist i n--to ,yako. Vr,ye uoy vyaelug ustj weotr btu nhew i veyr s,hit erebmrem lrbeay. Stawed eewr rtptey yuo srue.
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Oyu had ni 2016 a oyu nad rvee no rkdin gkrndiin 6102 medittad eebmrced dah 27, alfni oempbrl ruyo. Utb htey r'weent of ncsedo yuor tiewtsne uhmc itergrhb so r,ecfpet hte half abceme. Nath nda eben you rephpai ttyhri uyo ever ilef in uerntd ruoy 'uevoy era ,ereaystyd. Odt'n dan not imet ofr srfti etkas you ouyr uyoe'r ni flie eavwtehr in ot htat to nmbu bmlporse lanyfli uoyr life it dinog bromoalefct het faec s,kin now brina oeyr'u tcfer,pe 'ntsi yuor os oryu vahe elobrtaofcm ubt.
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To erttbe etg st'i oiggn osno. Odlh htgti. Si't td'no inkth onicmg wokn syda btu i aer bssploi,e ouy rbette.
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E,vol.
Ihelclem.
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P. S. Itsnve in zmoo. Kps,ye l'lti nsoo eb itmpontra ilke but t'si.
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