Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Ea"hendpp 8" tomniuymc bmesemr nokw fo st'i htat ntioc)un!g hatw a(dn ot tnaw urtemfeu i e,uotq ,and raplopu eth.
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Erttbe lvoe tn--o i nad ti it ko,ay ou,y slilt i'st stge vbleeie or. I ouy lvyugae aeyrbl ,eyvr sh,ti sjut nwhe tower rvey utb ebermmre. You twdaes srue were eprtty.
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Inkdnirg 0612 ,72 yuo ouy flnia on ni reve dknri 1206 mdietadt had dan a ceemdber dah uroy pbeorlm. Ouyr pf,retec nestiwte btu hte 'eewnrt errihtbg enocsd uchm of ameceb hlaf os htey. Neeb tdrnue rhpipea vere life oury anht e,tsyaeydr eu'yvo are dan yhttir uyo oyu in. Ton dna 'euroy have oigdn teim oryu obftcaelrmo rabin won nits' lylifan e'yruo uoyr ftecrpe, htat yuo in ielf so oyur ot wrtvehae arbfoteclom to ,knsi dno't the it unbm fro ifle aetsk uory itrfs elrpsobm ni efac tbu.
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Sono its' ognig tge ertetb ot. Hold itthg. Bteetr cmoing yuo 'ist i thnki oslepi,bs dysa utb aer t'don owkn.
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Ve,ol.
Mehiclel.
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P. S. In itnsve ozom. Onso eb its' pmtntoiar but se,kyp ikel l'til.
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