Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
I erbmsem het eqt,ou hwta ctmyunomi owkn gi)ucont!n tath hdnepe"ap natw of to rtfueuem ad(n ularopp "8 ,dna s'it.
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And i it ka,oy ti t--on 'ist ro eevlieb tesg tllis leov ,uyo ertbte. R,yve yuo jtus i alegvuy ewtro mbereemr yevr whne utb yrleba si,ht. Ewre ouy ypertt ures awtsde.
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On 0621 evre emreedcb royu uyo pemrobl lnafi 2610 ridnk nad in ,27 rngikdin hda ahd diatmdte yuo a. Ouyr tehy mchu alfh ent'wer eth of cembea btgirreh ,percetf tbu so etnweits dcnoes. Lfie ni hnat rihytt yuo yuo v'yeuo yuro piepahr dunetr dan enbe rae ,edsyyrtae ever. Ortleafcbom ofr ints' ry'eou ton odgin uyo eoy'ur bnmu yuor ,nski rouy ftsir evwrhate evha adn efil eht tskae rctmbeloofa retpec,f ot onw tath efil it osmpebrl llynfia eacf so ryuo in t'don utb barin in uoyr to eimt.
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Get oggni 'tis ot treteb oson. Dhlo ttigh. Bsleo,spi ubt ocmign ysad etbret i uyo nwko rae not'd khnit 'ist.
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,ovle.
Hleeilmc.
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P. S. Ni zoom estvin. Sono t'si illt' atpotmrin eb tub ekli yep,ks.
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